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by Elwood Seymore Elwood is regularly adding his jokes, comments and opinions and whatever - so check back regularly I’ve never met anyone I wouldn’t lie to. What’s wrong with saying “all the little people”? It’s not like I’m referring to their height. It’s hard to like stupid people. So I don’t. I’m trying my best not to say ‘no comment’. Embarrassingly, I sneezed in the middle of a job interview. I immediately excused myself then added, “I must be allergic to work”. I didn’t wanna work there anyway. They have no sense of humor. "There's more than one way to skin a cat”. Now why would I want to skin a cat to begin with? And if I do. Why would I need to know other ways to do it? Good friend of mine told me the other day ‘waitresses don’t like it when you slap their bums’. A little upset I said ‘why didn’t you tell me this a long time ago?’ Country music sucks. But stupid people need something to listen to. The other night the wife snuck up on me in bed. BTW you ‘can’ fix stupid with duct-tape. Think about it. How many people don’t know you’re an ass-hole? This is one of those rhetorical questions. Saw a bald guy with his sunglasses resting on top of his head. I was puzzled for the rest of the day. You'll never see your worse day. Two cows Daisy and Dolly, were standing next to each other in the field. Daisy says, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." Dolly replies, "I don't believe you". Daisy says, “It's true, no bull." say say say Say It At what age are we too old to listen to bullshit?